[Billboard-MSN.ru]:
Hey guys! Today we want to run a quiz with you. The rules are: take a note and ask the person sitting next to you.
Tom: Where do I start!
Okay! I just want to remind you to put the question to the person sitting next to you.
Tom: Okay.
George: This question is perfect for Bill!
Tom to Bill: "Bill, have you ever done something clumsy at a concert?"
Bill: Something silly?
Tom: No, clumsy.
Bill: At some concerts, things happen. I fell off the stage. Where was it?
George: It was in St. Petersburg, Russia.
Tom: No, it was not in Russia!
Bill: Exactly, it was not in Russia!
Tom: It was in Riga!
George: No!
Bill: Do not remember where it was exactly, but it was the stage was small and I fell. It was pretty funny actually! The first concert of our tour with the last album was in Luxembourg. I pronounced it right in English?
Georg: Lu-xem-burg.
Bill: I fell off the stage's catwalk because it was so small and I thought it would be longer.
Tom: Bill himself is a walking disaster mixed with stupidity and confusion.
Bill: Tom, stupid, this kind of stuff happens to everyone.
Bill to Tom: "Can you tell me about the good and bad points about Germany?" Tom ... Tell us! * Laughs *
Tom: I? The good thing with Germany's Magdeburg, a great city. And the best nightlife, night clubs and if you want to have fun, you can always go to the Factory, which is a great place. What is the good of Magdeburg? Or Germany?
George: What I think is the best thing about Germany is that you can drive fast in cars.
Tom: True.
Bill: Well said, and it is so in other countries as well?
George: No, only in Germany.
Bill: Then it's just wonderful! So just on the German Autobahn, you can run as fast as you want!
Tom: And the bad is that if one is not as beautiful as George, you get the hard to get a girl into bed and then you have to pay much money. But it is bad for Germany, that prostitutes are so expensive.
Bill (looking at Gustav's question): I know.
Gustav to Bill: "Which song do you want to play at your funeral?"
All: Wow!
Tom: Good question!
Bill: Yes! I want more songs at my funeral where you can hear the soul's melody. And of course Tokio Hotel songs.
George: Which Tokio Hotel song?
Bill: Hard to say.
George: "Don't Jump"?!
Bill: Yeah, 'Don't Jump "and ...
Tom: .. "Ready, Set, Go!" is a perfect song for such an event!
Georg: "Human Connect To Human".
Bill: Or, "Rescue Me", which of course would be entirely too late but ... No, at the moment ... Tom and me ...
Tom: ... "Live Every Second" * laughs *
Bill: What? "Live Every Second"? * Laughs * No, but kind Anthony Hammond, who is a good musician and singer, I love him. And another childhood song: "Magic Dance" by David Bowie, cute song that he made for my favorite movie "Labyrinth".
Tom to himself: "Who has changed your life?" George, but do not think it was for the better. I met him for 10-11 years ago and then ...
Bill: [interrupting] Tom cut the hair.
Tom: Exactly.
George to Tom: "Can you tell me a secret that would surprise the fans?"
Bill: Oh, this question is for Tom!
Georg: Tom, tell the fans what they did not know about you.
Tom: No, you can tell.
Georg: Do I? All right. * Tom laughs * Hmmm ...
Tom: Oh, I have a new piercing!
George: It's probably the most important thing that has happened to him last month.
Tom: Yes, now I've pierced me again!
Bill to Tom: "What would you like to be on your tombstone?"
Tom: "A prayer a day keeps the doctor away" * laughs *
Bill: Fantastic! * Laughs *
Gustav: "Can you say something stupid about the person sitting beside you?"
Tom: Who?
Bill: Well, for me, for example.
George: Something bad about you ... Hmm ...
Gustav: I can not say anything about Bill, he's perfect.
Tom: Bill is an idiot, he lost his brain a long time ago.
Bill: Yes!
Tom, take this note! I think it could be the perfect question! * Laughs *
Tom: Is it a good question? * Reads and laughs * It's definitely for George!
Tom to George: "Imagine you are sitting on the toilet and there's no toilet paper, what do you do?"
Georg: I always take toilet paper with me!
Tom: George, when we were on holiday so did you do "it" in the water!
George: What? * Laughs *
Tom: It was on the beach, he took some stones that lay there and went away with them.
Georg to Bill: What nickname did you have at school, Bill?
Bill: Your nickname was "The Hobbit".
George: I actually asked you!
Bill: I had nothing.
George: Really? Your nickname was ... Oh, Tom, remind Bill!
Bill: Which nickname do you mean? My name is short enough. It was just "Bill".
Tom: Everyone said 'Hey, idiot! Tom, where are your weird brother? "
George: By the way, named Bill is not Bill, his real name is William. * Laughs *
Bill to Tom: "If you could destroy one of the worst things in the world, what would it be?"
Tom: The worst?
Bill: Yes, Tom. I think everyone knows that I and Tom love animals. Tom and I are vegetarians and do not use fur, so I would like the world took more care of the animals. When we went to Africa, we learned that many animals had died because of human hunting. And I would really say it all: "We should take care of the animals more."
Gustavus to George: "If you were a girl, what would you be called?"
Bill: To me, it would be Jacqueline. It is so beautiful.
George: Sounds good!
Tom: I like Ingeborg. * Laughs *
Gustav: Well, it does not sound so good ...
Bill: And I like Georgina.
Tom: Cool!
Georg: Yes, I would also like to be called if I was a girl - Georgina.
Tom to George: "Is it true that Germany is only known for cars, football and p*rn?"
George: P*rn? Talk about a bad job!
Tom: I have already selected the best p*rn movies from EuP*rn for you.
Georg: Nooooope! Germany is known for cars!
Tom: Oh! Germany is really known for cars! We have awesome cars!
Bill: I like to drive Audi with Tom.
Tom: I have an Audi A8.
Bill: I have an Audi Q7, the newest.
George to Tom: "What would you do if you were invisible?"
Tom: Hmmm, I would visit Jessica Alba. She has one child, so it ...
George: I think she's having one more soon.
Tom: Yes, and it is unfortunately not mine ...
George: Are you sure?
Tom: Yes, and I was very sad when I found out about it.
Georg: I would rob a bank if I was invisible.
Tom: But you have enough money.
George: Well, you're right! * Laughs *
Bill: I would like to play tricks on people. Like, you know, taking someone’s clothes off.
Georg: Bill, that's awful.
Bill: I love all that stuff, you know, have this on [hidden] cameras and I love those shows.
Tom: I would hit Georg the whole day.
Bill: And that will be fun.
Georg: That is great idea.
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Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:06 pm by oTKismyLifeo
